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Joke of the Day

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."

"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"

"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."