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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
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"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."
"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"
"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"
"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."
"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."
"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers"