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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
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"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"An atom loses an electron, another atom asks 'You sure?' I'm positive."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"If someone says ""With all due respect,"" what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you."
"Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy."
"A Jewish boy asks his father: ""Father, can I please borrow 50 dollars?"" The father replies: ""40 dollars! What on earth do you need 30 dollars for!?"""
"What's sexist and not a concern for feminist? Misandry"