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Joke of the Day
"""911, what is your emergency?"" I got stuck in a beaded curtain ""Again?"" SEND HELP"
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"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"
"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."
"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."
"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."
"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"
"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"