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Joke of the Day
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
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"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."
"Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen"
"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."
"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."