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Joke of the Day
"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."
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"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."
"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""
"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"
"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."
"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"
"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."
"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""