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Joke of the Day

"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"

"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."

"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."

"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?"

"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"

"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."

"When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits"

"I witnessed a kidnapping on the bus today... But don't worry, he woke up before his stop."