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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
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"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."
"All I've learned from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone's a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the most important person in the world"
"You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"
"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"
"Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent"
"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"
"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."