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Joke of the Day
"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"
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"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"Two banana peels What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers"
"me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: ... me: dress me like a beekeeper"
"Q: Where do Sith Lords shop? A: At Darth Mall."
"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"
"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."
"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"
"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"
"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."