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Joke of the Day

"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."

"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""

"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."

"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""