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Joke of the Day
"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."
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"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."
"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"
"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."
"What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters."
"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
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