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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"

"When in dangerous situation - you should always sleep with one eye opened. Especially if you're a Cyclops."

"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."

"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."

"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"

"Can someone wake me up when this nightmare is over? *lies on floor, closes eyes tight* (in customer service line at Walmart)"

"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"

"Me: I want to buy this chicken Farmer: Ok. Gonna take him home and eat him? *imagines self fighting crime with new chicken buddy* Me: Yes"

"What do you call a fallen tree in a forest? Natural log. Sorry about the math joke."

"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."