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Joke of the Day
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
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"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""
"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""
"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"My mum is a rat bag Roses are red violets are blue but mummy I love you so much (in a sarcastic way) I'll change the sentence in a more simple way I love how much homework you give me. NOT!"
"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."
"*rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*"
"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"