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Joke of the Day
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
"The other day I found two gold bars. I've always dreamed of an Au pair."
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
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