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Joke of the Day
"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."
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"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."
"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"
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"No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343."
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"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."
"Just a hipster joke passing by... Why did the hipster burn his hand? Because he touched the heater before it was cool."