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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."

"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""

"Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it"

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."

"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"