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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??"

"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."

"[Request] Some computer jokes."

"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"

"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."

"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"

"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"

"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"