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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."
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"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."
"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"
"Have anyone heard that band The Prevention? They are WAY better than The Cure."
"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."
"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."
"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."
"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"