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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."

"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."

"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."

"Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn't cute."

"I learned from 'The Exorcist' That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law. Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker"

"Why do Vampires hate Writers? Because they hate Type O's"

"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."

"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."