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Joke of the Day

"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"

"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"

"Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."

"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."

"I'm all out of damns to give, and only have a few flying f*cks left... but I'm saving those for a special occasion."

"Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs? He suffered from elephant-tight-ass."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"My Granddad committed suicide. He drove off a cliff. Everyone was screaming and shouting at him telling him not to do it. Then again he was a bus driver."