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Joke of the Day

"Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance"

"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."

"BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying ""I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."""

"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("

"That's it. I'm quitting cold turkey. But damn Thanksgiving leftovers are so good. I need my fixin's."

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with."

"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."