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Joke of the Day

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."

"How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you? Try to get a long well."

"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."

"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas? Because I Noah guy"

"Sometimes when I attempt to make a joke as reply-all to a group email chain I hit the wrong button & just make joke to 1 weirded out person"

"I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"