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Joke of the Day

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."

"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."

"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."

"Expected delivery while I was out so left courier a note saying ""Please leave with neighbour"". I've just seen them heading off together."

"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"

"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."

"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"