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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
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"I won a swimsuit contest the other day I ate 57 swimsuits"
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."
"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."
"Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. ""Why did I go with the cheap arms?!"" Narrator: ""Elbows"""
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ? Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector."
"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"
"I got into a fight against three people earlier and managed to knock one out... In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best time to masturbate."
"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."