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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
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"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
"Why aren't there any mexicans in the Olympics? Cuz all that can run, jump or swim have got their ass over here."
"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"
"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"
"I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!"""
"[male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?"
"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."
"It's not curiosity that killed the cat ... it was procatstination"