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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."
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"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."
"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."
"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""
"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
"School Joke Principal: ""I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"" Johnny: ""Nothing, sir."" Principal: ""Exactly!"""
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""