132315
Joke of the Day
"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."
Next Joke
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."
"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"
"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."
"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"
"Give man a jacket and he'll be warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never go outside again."
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."