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Joke of the Day

"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead."

"I'm Scottish and my son is marrying a Jewish girl. I'm afraid their kids will leave me penniless."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"

"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."

"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."

"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"