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Joke of the Day

"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."

"What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster."

"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"

"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"I'd rather see someone on the street coming towards me with a knife than a clipboard."

"Men are like roses. But watch out for the pricks."

"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."

"I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish."

"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"