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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"
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"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."
"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."
"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."