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Joke of the Day

"why didn't jimmy drive the tractor? Because he had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? Because he was a potato."

"What do you call a king's fart? Noble gas"

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"

"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"

"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"

"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!"

"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"