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Joke of the Day

"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"

"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"