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Joke of the Day
"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."
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"My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential."
"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"
"Does advertisement work? Just did."
"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""
"What's the best part of growing up in Compton? No bad dad jokes."
"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."
"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."