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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."

"I point my gun at the bank teller and order him to fill my bag with cash but he struggles because the bag is already full of tacos."

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."

"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."

"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"6yo: I can't wait to be an adult! Me: Adults don't get snow days. 6yo *faints*"

"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."