1963
Joke of the Day
"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
Next Joke
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh...."
"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"Describe your sex life with a video-game title. Uncharted."
"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."
"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"