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Joke of the Day

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."

"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."

"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."