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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
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"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."
"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."
"How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates."
"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"
"I said to my doctor... I said to my doctor, ""Doctor, i just don't know what's wrong with me this week?"" He said ""Jim, you're a hypochondriac"". I replied ""Oh no, not that aswell!"""
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""