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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the dad that said son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind! The son said dad I'm over here."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and eating apple pie? You can eat your mom's apple pie."

"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"

"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."

"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."

"Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. "

"Listing all my single socks on match.com."

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"

"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."