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Joke of the Day

"In the 80s they used an egg in a frying pan to demonstrate a brain on drugs only because they didn't have Twitter in the 80s"

"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"

"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."

"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out..."