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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"

"Pokemon Go Run errands with your mom."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry"

"It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit."

"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"

"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."

"Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it"

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."