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Joke of the Day
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"
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"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."
"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"
"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."
"*judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*"
"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one."
"Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle ..."
"You guys ever try boiled pasta? It's not as crunchy but it's alright"
"Did you hear about the lazy pig always making fun of the other pigs? He was always ham-mocking."