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Joke of the Day

"Archimedes Principle floats my boat."

"Have you seen the new French Flag? It's a white cross on top of a white background."

"They call my dick 'the landmine'... because the second anyone touches it, it explodes :("

"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."

"This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99."

"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."

"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."

"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"

"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"

"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"