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Joke of the Day
"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."
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"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"Vin Diesel's full name is Vintage Dieselengine."
"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."
"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."
"NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!"
"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."
"Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint."