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Joke of the Day
"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."
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"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"
"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."
"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."
"Geometry Joke. So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher was giving us a ton of homework. So I said to her ""stop being an angle side side."" Edit: thanks hypervelocityvomit."
"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey."