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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."
"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""
"Father, i want a bicycle... Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair."
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, ""Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."
"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"
"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"
"My GF spent $49 on a haircut. Had she gone to Petsmart she'd have gotten an ear cleaning, anal gland extraction and a free bandana as well."