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Joke of the Day

"Last year, I went to study abroad and I am NOT HAPPY about it! This year, my girlfriend is going to study a dude."

"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"

"Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children."

"Ladies, if you don't want men looking at your cleavage then you shouldn't wear low cut shirts in an area I can see you with my binoculars."

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"