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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."
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"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."
"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""
"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"
"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."
"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."
"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"
"What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? Still Life."
"What's something that you can catch but not throw? feelings. T.T"
"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."