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Joke of the Day

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"My Dad use to tell me this one after he went through a divorce with my mom: ""Do you know how I like my coffee? I like my women like I like my coffee..."" Ground up and in a bag!!"

"Yeah that chicken's free range. I just freed that shit onto my range. Some in the oven too."

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"

"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"

"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"

"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."

"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."