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Joke of the Day
"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."
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"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."
"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."
"The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night. The cops have nothing to go on."
"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."