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Joke of the Day

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."

"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist. His name was Frank Einstein"

"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"

"What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. ."

"Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here"

"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""

"Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her"

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"