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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"
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"To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts."
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""
"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."
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"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."
"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."