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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"
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"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"
"Urgent!!!! hey! I'm sending this message via internet explorer so it might be slow... but quick! There is a plane heading for the twin towers! call somebody before it is too"
"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."