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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"
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"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"
"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"
"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"
"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"
"What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"If bad Russian puns were worth a Nikolai would be rich."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?"
"I hate shopping. No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!"