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Joke of the Day
"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"
Next Joke
"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"
"Fuck the man And make him a sandwich."
"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small"
"What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly? A receding hareline"
"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"
"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."
"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."