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Joke of the Day
"Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code."
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"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"
"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"
"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."
"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."
"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."
"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"