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Joke of the Day
"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"
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"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."
"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood what I meant by ""I wanna watch"""
"My blood type is coffee."
"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"
"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."
"I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer."
"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"